Well girls, I hope you are satisfied…

The results of the sexually transmitted disease blood tests are in.  I sure hope this was all worth it to you! Especially you Buffy!!!  Out of the 30 of us that I know have been tested, ALL have come back with Herpes, Chlamydia, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease AND Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).  At least 5 have Hepatitis C.

My Momma always did say that my promiscuous behavior was going to be the death of me. I can already hear her now, “this is Divine Retribution for ALL of this filth and violence.”  What were we thinking, kidnapping famous musicians, actors and actresses and forcing gang sex and orgies on them?  Buffy, why the hell did you convince everyone that this is what “the victims” all wanted?  You made everyone, including me, believe that all of these celebrities wanted to be “snatched,” tied down, drugged and raped!   What was that bull shit you’ve been saying?  Lila just doesn’t understand that when grown-ups make love it’s supposed to hurt!  I actually did have a wife at home, once upon a time, then you came along!  Now I’m looking at a death sentence, because of my own actions, and serving it completely alone.

UNBELIEVABLE!!